{"id":31013,"date":"2016-05-10T17:29:33","date_gmt":"2016-05-10T15:29:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deephouseamsterdam.com\/london\/?p=31013"},"modified":"2016-06-01T23:07:44","modified_gmt":"2016-06-01T21:07:44","slug":"david-attenborough-narrates-a-typical-british-night-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deephouseamsterdam.com\/london\/david-attenborough-narrates-a-typical-british-night-out\/","title":{"rendered":"David Attenborough Narrates A Typical British Night Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Yeah yeah, it&#8217;s from 2014 but it&#8217;s still funny af, prolific natural voice over artist (and national British treasure) David Attenborough narrates a night of UK clubbing.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In his trademark accent, Attenborough narrates viewers through the entire night out experience, beginning with the <em>&#8220;male spinning records on the 1s and 2s&#8221;<\/em>, moving along through the inevitable <em>&#8220;rubs himself against the female&#8221;<\/em> all the way through any proper end to the evening, <em>&#8220;an urgent need of a piss&#8221;<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>So, you know all that is quality humor, I&#8217;d suggest you watch the rest.<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube\" id=\"dXZ-ijNAFVM\" style=\"width: 628px; height: 350px;\"><\/div>\n<p>Video: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UC2ygfgkbAvBTSHyfM3F6WLQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Cassetteboy<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah yeah, it&#8217;s from 2014 but it&#8217;s still funny af, prolific natural voice over artist (and national British treasure) David Attenborough narrates a night of UK clubbing. In his trademark accent, Attenborough narrates viewers through the entire night out experience, beginning with the &#8220;male spinning records on the 1s and 2s&#8221;, moving along through the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":34,"featured_media":31014,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"audio","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3972],"tags":[9545,9543,9541,9544,9542,8942,280],"class_list":["post-31013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-audio","has-post-thumbnail","category-news-london","tag-britian","tag-cassetteboy","tag-david-attenborough","tag-narration","tag-night-out","tag-nightclubbing","tag-uk","post_format-post-format-audio"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deephouseamsterdam.com\/london\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deephouseamsterdam.com\/london\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deephouseamsterdam.com\/london\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deephouseamsterdam.com\/london\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/34"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deephouseamsterdam.com\/london\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.deephouseamsterdam.com\/london\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31013\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deephouseamsterdam.com\/london\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/31014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deephouseamsterdam.com\/london\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deephouseamsterdam.com\/london\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deephouseamsterdam.com\/london\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}