Yeah yeah, it’s from 2014 but it’s still funny af, prolific natural voice over artist (and national British treasure) David Attenborough narrates a night of UK clubbing.

In his trademark accent, Attenborough narrates viewers through the entire night out experience, beginning with the “male spinning records on the 1s and 2s”, moving along through the inevitable “rubs himself against the female” all the way through any proper end to the evening, “an urgent need of a piss”.

So, you know all that is quality humor, I’d suggest you watch the rest.

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